A Florida judge ruled Tuesday that a man involved in a “very, very minor” physical scuffle with his wife must take her on a date. “He’s going to stop by somewhere and he’s going to get some flowers,” Judge John Hurley said at a hearing. “And then he’s going to go home, pick up his wife, get dressed, take her to Red Lobster. And then after they have Red Lobster, they’re going to go bowling.” Joseph Bray, 47 and his wife Sonja, 39, also must visit a marriage counselor.

4:42 pm  •  12 February 2012  •  2 notes